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When caught in a corner, say it like Shaggy: “it wasn’t me.”
#1. “We were just talking. Right, Kitty?”
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#2. “Oh, I — uh, thought this was my kennel.”
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#3. “Just gonna reach into her purse for treats while she’s not — OH, HEY THERE!”
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#4. “I was just breaking them in.”
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#5. “This mini bath tub is so DOPE!”
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#6. “I was just closing it for you.”
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#7. “It needs more vanilla.”
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#8. “Pretend you didn’t see me.”
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#9. “It was like this when I got here.”
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#10. “What do you mean someone went through the garbage?”
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#11. “It’s not my fault, it was attacking me!”
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#12. “Don’t judge our love.”
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#13. “I’m being framed.”
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#14. “Gasp! That is horrible, who would have done such a thing?”
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#15. “Some, er, leprechauns came and stole, uhm, ice cream and I, uh, had to stop them and they knocked all the stuff down and ran away.”
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#16. “You’re home early.”
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#17. “The last thing I remember was doing some shots and dancing on a table. I have no idea how I got here.”
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#18. “The neighbor’s dog did it.”
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#19. “I did this on purpose, but if you want to you can take it off of me, like, right this very minute. Really, I wouldn’t mind.”
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#20. “The Boogey Man was after me.”
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#21. “Please don’t tell Lisa.”
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#22. “What have I become?”
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#23. “I just wanted to look like you, mommy.”
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#24. “Today? Nothing, I just sat around mostly.”
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#25. “What could possibly make you think I had anything to do with that strawberry spillage?”
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#26. “Take this! And that! And tha — uh, oh.”
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#27. “I wouldn’t get in if I were you.”
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