There is a theory circulating in the deepest, darkest recesses of the Internet that has been kept a secret… until now.
It might come as a shock, so brace yourselves: Cats are actually descendants of Ninjas, and continue to covertly practice the ancient Japanese martial art of Ninjutsu. How else can you explain their nine lives and ability to land on their feet every single time?
If you still aren’t sure, here are photos of Ninja Cats to help convince you:
#1. “That’s enough coffee, hooman”
#2. “This is why we cat-ninjas are better, dog.”
#3. “I move unseen. I hide in the shadows. I am plastic-bag-ninja-cat.”
#4. “Half ninja, half cat, half Spiderkitty. What is math?”
#5. “yass… mm… nourishment for ninja activitiez…”
#6. “I am the night.”
#7. “This thing they call ‘hide and seek’… I like it.”
#8. “We are cat-ninjas… physics does not apply to us.”
#9. “Pit bull? Where I’m from, we call this ‘practice instrument’.”
#10. “You will sleep eventually… I will strike then.”
#11. “Yasss… the hoomans are having a steak, out. I stays home and has stakeout.”
#12. “Drat! Our secret meeting place has been compromised!”
#13. “Back up slowly, hooman. You didn’t see nothin’.”
#14. Hair ball in the corner pocket.
#15. “Oh. Hello hooman. I’m just…. hanging out.”
#16. This one will take a while.
#17. I sense a disturbance in the fau…cet.
#18. This is why we can’t have nice things.
#19. “Nothing to see here, move along.”
#20. “I iz undetectable!! But hooman… must not… touch… remote…”
#21. This may be the most high-maintenance Christmas tree decoration ever.
#22. “I’ll wait until he sleeps.”
#23. “Sometimes when I’m bored, I levitate.”
#24. “Once you look into my eyes, you’re mine. Muhahaha!”
#25. “There is no such thing as ‘too high’.”
#26. “Go away, I’m trying to camouflage here.”
#27. If you thought he was in the small black box, you’re not the only one.
#28. (Jaws theme song plays in the background)
#29. “Halp!”
#30. Baby ninja in training.
#31. “Gravity does not work on me, human.”
#32. “No one will ever notice.”
#33. “Feel the wrath of a ninja assassin, you colorful inanimate object!”
source (h/t: boredpanda)