#1.
[god creating jellyfish]
how bout an evil bag
— milty (@themiltron) December 26, 2015
#2.
When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now.
— Nathan Buckley (@duplicitron) May 18, 2013
#3.
[inventing the parrot]
HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU— trash ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) February 18, 2015
#4.
[god, creating ducks]
Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) January 15, 2015
#5.
[god creating bees]
Put a needle on its butt.
“Come on God, wha—“
Make its puke delicious.
“WTF.”— milty (@themiltron) April 8, 2015
#6.
[god creating animals]
ok this ones got a long throat
"ok"
make it literally just a throat
"…"
oh and give it a face
"wtf"
call it a snake— k e e t (@KeetPotato) October 2, 2014
#7.
[god inventing horses]
make a sexy donkey— dan mentos (@DanMentos) June 17, 2016
#8.
[god making bats]
GOD: just like a hairy black potato with wings
ANGEL: um
GOD:
ANGEL: god?
GOD: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot— jackson (@tricycle_champ) March 10, 2015
#9.
[god creating whales]
"I want a fat blue piece of shit with a 20ft dick and it sings underwater. Also get me a beer. No wait five beers"— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) December 16, 2015
#10.
[god creating snakes]
how about a sock that's angry all the time
— milty (@themiltron) November 21, 2015
#11.
“Things aren’t weird enough down there” – God inventing bugs
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) March 8, 2016
#12.
[God inventing the hippo]
How bout a fat horse that's always trying to sneak up on you in a pool pic.twitter.com/OadbNojhqQ
— tater tot bros (@thetits) March 7, 2016
#13.
[God creating dogs]
Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point
— Ygrene (@Ygrene) March 31, 2016
#14.
[god drunk, inventing hedgehog]
so cute but u can't cuddle it cuz, prickly quills or whatever, hahaha
[passes out] pic.twitter.com/h1o4Tn4Z65
— beth loves cake, so (@bourgeoisalien) April 5, 2016
#15.
[creating octopus]
GOD: Give it 8 super strong arms & hands
ANGEL: uh, we're out of bones..
GOD: 8 weird floppy arms w/ suction cup things— huntigula (@huntigula) June 22, 2016
#16.
[god making an emu]
how about you just take that pile of hay and give it legs i'm gonna go on a smoke break— Jhorts (@JhonRules) February 22, 2016
#17.
[god making pandas]
GOD: cow bears
ANGEL: what
GOD: did i fucken stutter
ANGEL:
GOD: take it a cow and make it a bear— jackson (@tricycle_champ) May 15, 2015
#18.
God, making cats: black! white! stripes!
Jesus: no i need a fancy one
God: …ok, this one has socks.
Jesus: more.
God: …tuxedo. done.— emery lord (@emerylord) June 17, 2016
#19.
*god making chihuahuas* how bout a big nervous wall-eyed rat
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) April 6, 2016
#20.
[God creating a turkey]
God: Make it like a shitty brown peacock…
Animal technician: Anything else?
God: Hang a nut-sack on it's face lol— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) June 1, 2015
#21.
[god making chimps]
GOD: shrink a gorilla & make it smart
ANGEL: Ok. And what sound should it make?
G: literally just have it fucking scream— jackson (@tricycle_champ) June 13, 2015
#22.
[God creating platypuses]
God: This is my best work. Yes, Karen I am high, but that has nothing to do with it. This is perfect. Send it out.— MC Jimi Torosian (@jimmytorosian) February 17, 2015
#23.
[God, creating pigeons]
Make them pace back and forth like a lawyer.— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) August 29, 2015