#1.
yeah either you can be a “morning person” or you could be such a badass night person that night becomes morning because it can’t handle you
— jon hendren (@fart) June 21, 2013
#2.
Sometimes I can be a real morning person; like in the afternoon when I get up.
— Chris Wilson (@ImChrisWilson) June 12, 2016
#3.
I'm totally a morning person in the sense that I'm a person and mornings happen and there's apparently nothing I can do about it
— Lyndsay Rush (@rushbomb) September 3, 2015
#4.
When you thought you were going to wake up early and make extra effort to get ready pic.twitter.com/L14wgVn12M
— Amal (@Amlx_o) September 10, 2016
#5.
6-year-old: How will I know when I'm a grown-up?
Me: Do you dread getting out of bed?
6: No.
Me: You're not there yet.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) July 13, 2016
#6.
It's really hard to wake up early and go to the gym but it's worth it because afterwards I feel really truly terrible.
— Chris Tindal (@christindal) October 29, 2014
7.
I've never gone skydiving, but I do regularly snooze a little longer after I've turned off my last snooze alarm, so I get it.
— nate dern (@natedern) May 6, 2014
#8.
setting my alarm for school tomorrow like pic.twitter.com/3yNMnjEdPd
— E (@emmaadderson) September 6, 2016
#9.
STEP 1: wake up early
STEP 2: play on cell phone
STEP 3: ????
STEP 4: apologize for being late— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) September 9, 2016
#10.
Just hit "snooze" on my smoke alarm. I'm going to need a few more minutes of sleep before I start dealing with a house fire.
— Mark Leggett (@markleggett) September 7, 2016
#11.
the only good part about getting out of bed is getting to eat again
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) June 24, 2015
#12.
wowe wakig up super early is great, instead of getting tired late at night u get tired by 9am cool
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) September 7, 2016
#13.
Waking up early and getting things done is one of the best feelings ever…
I assume.— Abby Rosenquist (@abbyrosenquist) February 11, 2014
#14.
The best part of waking up is the Folgers I threw in your face for getting me out of bed so damn early.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 12, 2012
#15.
Fuck the snooze button, marry sleep, kill the alarm.
— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) December 7, 2012
#16.
i was wondering why my alarm didn't go off this morning and i realized this is what i had as my alarm pic.twitter.com/GIwLBs1ktm
— cate (@cate_goff) September 8, 2016
#17.
A great thing about waking up early is you have the whole day to go back to bed.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 29, 2016
#18.
I'm always awake early but I'm not as much of a "morning person" as I am a "don't talk to me ever" person.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 18, 2012
#19.
I may not be good at sleeping, but I compensate by being really bad at waking up
— ♡ brian essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) September 13, 2016
#20.
I HATE WAKING UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN JUST TO GO TO SCHOOL
pic.twitter.com/GO4NhqwwUx
— KING BO (@Prince__Suburan) September 6, 2016
#21.
LIFE HACK: not getting out of bed so that you get to bed sooner
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 19, 2014